This kind of thing has long been normal, and a strong heart has been honed. He has long been familiar with such things as wiping his ass. He is single and waiting for criticism, but this time it seems a bit unusual. He didn’t scold his mother, but he was livid and jumped out of his teeth with five words "Get back here!"
Shao Jianhui was deceived at that time, which was unscientific. According to the normal procedure, the boss should scold him in the head and secretly give him a thumbs up! More than 20 drafts of swearing were prepared early in the morning and put in the drawer of the boss. How convenient it is to fill in the date. Why is it so abnormal this time? He was still angry with himself and kicked others to death, but he didn’t know that South Korea was ready to establish diplomatic relations with the Republic and establish bilateral trade at that time. I don’t know how many people lost their eggs. After years of hard work, they fell to their mouths and the duck was kicked off his head and he was not shot. Well, after all, I used to be a soldier, but I still know how to go back to China. I’ve been mixed up with the United Nations Headquarters for so many years, and it’s not bad to go back to China and change to a more challenging job. He kept an optimistic attitude and obediently came forward to take over the new ambassador and handed over the job, and then he was scolded by his head. God knows if he didn’t go home for half a year to find his wife, and he didn’t even look at the manuscript paper and scolded him for four hours. Shao Jianhui obediently admits his mistake, but he is very proud of himself. It is recognized that he is modest and gentle, gentle and elegant, and he is very calm and very Confucian, but he is so angry. This means that his skill has improved greatly!
Unfortunately, comedies are usually followed by tragedies.
Before he could punish him, he received a delegation to visit the Soviet Union to negotiate the border dispute and send more troops to the Far East on a large scale, and made a serious protest to the Soviet Union! When I learned that the boss had received such a glorious and arduous job for him, I was so hurt that I tried my best to bargain. Shao Jianhui was so stupid that he rolled and crawled over and hugged his head and feet with tears and a snot called "Leader, you can’t push me into the fire pit!" I am willing to write 15,000 words … No 20,000 words to review. You see, the brotherly country has served for many years without merit and hard work. Don’t send me to the Soviet Union. I don’t want to be frozen into a popsicle! " Seeing that his head was so scared, he was proud and high-spirited, and he said, "Talk!"
So depressed than Shao Jianhui was kicked to the head of the Soviet Union and didn’t let him go. He also told him a news that made him stressed. Two generals will pretend to be diplomats and go to the Soviet Union with him. The motive is that you know me and I know everything. After hearing the names of the two demons, Shao Jianhui lost his tears on the spot. You want me to die, the Soviet Union will just say that I have a desert eagle here. You open the insurance and shoot me in the forehead, so you don’t have to mess with me, do you? If the Soviets know the names of the two devils, I’m afraid I’ll hand them over to the Soviet Union for more than 100 kilograms. I’ll kill them even if I spell out a division!
The boss seems to be deliberately talking to him. For example, if he makes a figure by analogy, his voice is smoking, but he doesn’t get any oil and salt. If you let you take it, you will bring it to me. There is no room for discussion! There’s no way this bad luck can push him to bite the bullet. It’s not hard to imagine how depressed he was along the way, but when he saw the dead Moscow, he suddenly felt better. He was unlucky again, but the whole country was in great trouble. Finally, someone was even worse off than him!
Sister’s sweet voice brought him back to reality. The plane has landed smoothly. Shao Jianhui quickly dressed.
"Your sister is really cold! Where is this a normal country? It is an ice cave! "
The door of the plane opened, and a cold current swept through it, and people in it cried out one after another. There was a warm air in the foreign plane, which made everyone uncomfortable, and everyone didn’t wear much. Now, when the cold wind blows, the whole body is almost frozen, and the body shakes like yellow leaves in the autumn wind. Even the lady is no exception, which shows how terrible winter is here.
Shao Jianhui put five pieces of clothes on his body in the most exaggerated breath, and wrapped himself like a hippopotamus in order to be slow to recover. He slowly took a deep breath and felt that his nose hair had become stiff. He mumbled, "Your sister is so cold that she doesn’t lose her life. The boss is one of them."
Why would the Germans be driven out of the Soviet Union? The climate here is so terrible that the Soviets don’t even start work. The German soldiers will die of cold alone! "
There was a guy in the plane screaming, "Well, please be kind and freeze the hatch first!"
Shao Jianhui glanced at the waiting crowd at the airport and looked at the fluttering snow floc in the sky. Then he slowly turned to stare at the clown and said, "Your sister! Mao officials and reporters are waiting. Why? Ask them to shut the door? What should I do if there is a diplomatic dispute caused by bad manners? ？”
He didn’t say it’s okay. Half of the people on the plane laughed and sprayed your old man’s house. After five or six years of work at the United Nations Headquarters, he pointed at his nose and swore to see which one was not pleasing to the eye. When did you have any manners? God, this is the biggest joke of the century! Can you get rid of swearing before you talk to us about diplomatic etiquette? It’s just your mother and your sister who always take a bite of diplomatic etiquette. Isn’t that funny?
Shao Jianhui sighed when he saw so many people, but he said, "Well, you can think I farted, but Lao Mao doesn’t rub sand in his eyes. If we dare to embarrass them in front of so many reporters, it won’t be known if any of them broke into our collapsed hotel in anger and ak swept it!"
Holy shit, is it so exaggerated?
Many people just don’t believe that at least we are diplomats. It’s a little rude to break into our hotel just because the cold cabin door enjoys a little more heating. Is this red empire or the sea gang? No, even the sea gangs are not so cross! However, when they saw Shao Jianhui walk the gangway first, they would be able to accept their fate. It’s a knife to stretch the neck and a knife to shrink the neck. It’s all a death anyway, so die gracefully! A large number of young diplomats gritted their teeth and got up tragically. They crustily skin of head followed the boss and walked the gangway. They crustily skin of head waved to the airport pick-up personnel who were almost covered with snow in the standing wind. It was really hard for them to think hard when the cold wind of 20 degrees blew-they were all frozen. Can they not be hard?
The last 30-year-old handsome guy with a flat head and sunglasses is a bit of a Zhongnanhai bodyguard. He is a little dissatisfied and frowned and said, "Can’t stand this cold wind?" These guys just don’t need to practice, so they have to be thrown into my barracks for a week to save the people in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs from suffering from rickets! "
I still can’t bear to dally with the little heating in the engine room. When the staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs heard that their faces had changed, they rushed out and joked, like their small body had entered the devil.
There’s still life in the barracks? Not seven days and seven hours, they may go to Taiping to enjoy the air conditioning! Someone tried to walk faster and push forward, and someone died trying to push back one of their own. The gnashing of teeth was a fight with the middle school students’ dining hall. They walked in such a hurry that Shao Jianhui staggered and almost fell down. He was so angry that he swore "You-",but when he saw that he was coming quickly and reaching out to him, the Soviet official bit his teeth and just swallowed the sentence "You are in a hurry to reincarnate, right?" Begging for help is really enough. Seeing that Chinese diplomats are so enthusiastic and rushing to themselves, they are all stunned. Chinese revisionists are not as hateful as Khrushchev said. They are also very enthusiastic and sincere! After being stunned, I was moved without saying anything. It seems that I caught a bear hug. After all, I used to be a comrade in need.
Shao Jianhui froze instead.
The culprit is full of taste. I rubbed my nose. Is my training so horrible?
Chapter 14 Visit to the Soviet Union (Middle)
"Welcome to the old friend of the Soviet Union"
Shao Jianhui was embraced in his arms by a humanoid male bear before he could react. A bear hug made him breathless. His face was smiling with the same enthusiasm, but he was scolded in his heart. I depend on the polar bear. It’s just a courtesy hug. Do you have to use your strength to suck? I don’t know whether he wants to hug or murder!
Kachenovski, an old friend of Shao Jianhui’s working hours at the United Nations Headquarters, told the truth that so many diplomats in the United Nations are still the most interested in Shao Jianhui. Everyone is equally ashamed and advocates violence. The national interests are the same. If you don’t rub sand in your eyes, you will wave your fist if you don’t say anything right. Unfortunately, after the war in Africa, this man was transferred back to China, and he was promoted. The United Nations is really eclipsed. The Soviet Union arranged for Kachenovski to receive the Chinese delegation. It seems that they want to play a friendly card. After all, they are in the Far East at this time Some local movements are disturbing. If you don’t want to intensify contradictions with China, it is necessary to make some appeasement gestures. Therefore, this male bear has a simple and honest face and a warm smile, which makes people really unable to find anything wrong.
Shao Jianhui said, "Old friend, you are getting stronger and stronger. It’s a pity not to go to the special forces."
Kachenovski hey hey smiled, "Old friend, you are still so good at talking. It makes people feel comfortable with a casual sentence" and blinked, "But sometimes you can make others vomit blood with a word."
Shao Jianhui pushed him away and took two deep breaths and said, "Nonsense stepped on my tail and I will be polite to them? I hate myself for being stupid and not being able to vomit blood and die like the ancients! "
Kachenovski laughed. "If you have a stupid mouth, the world will find no sharp teeth and sharp mouths! Let me introduce zhukovsky, our vice foreign minister, and this is my deputy Malinowski … "
"Ma … Malinowski!"
Shao Jianhui’s legs were weak and he almost fell down. Grandma Malinowski’s brother is so famous that Khrushchev, the winner of the victory medal of the Soviet tank warfare expert, is the Minister of National Defense. This guy is an out-and-out anti-China. When Premier Zhou visited the Soviet Union, he insulted Chairman Mao in person, which angered the Chinese delegation and tried to save him from the bad influence no matter how the Soviet side remedied it … Wait, didn’t this guy hang up long ago? How …
Kachenovski saw Shao Jianhui’s expression so wonderful that he guessed the July 7th and laughed. "Where did you want to go? He is a descendant of Ma Shuai and we all call him little Malinowski. "
Shao Jianhui breathed a sigh of relief. Your mother told me earlier. I’m really that old.
The guy climbed out of the grave and possessed himself to shake hands with the old man. You want to scare people to death, don’t you? He squeezed out a smile and shook hands with George W. Malinowski. George W. Malinowski was polite, neither too enthusiastic nor half aloof. Everything he said and did always gave people a very comfortable feeling. Presumably, this man has few enemies in officialdom and belongs to the kind of person who can talk to both sides and who will not offend them. People with exquisite faces are naturally suitable for diplomacy. Kachenovski continued to introduce him to important Soviet figures. None of them are idle. Although the Soviet Union is weak, they are still elite clouds. Line supporting the political enthusiasm has almost exhausted the foundation of the country. None of them dared to despise the Soviet Union, which surprised Shao Jianhui. There were actually two Soviet Lieutenant Generals, one of whom was always a little pale because of serious injuries. Lieutenant General Borrossi Love played the NATO army in Africa, but for the sudden intervention of the double-headed eagle, he was afraid that hundreds of NATO troops would have been crushed into a paste by him. The other is Lieutenant General Grisino, the senior staff of the Soviet Union’s national defense forces are excellent generals. Shao Jianhui secretly knits his eyebrows and thinks to himself, "Grandma Lao Mao won’t get the information and wants to fight with the old soldiers, right?" They have two lieutenants. My side is also two lieutenants … "I shook my head and dared not think about going again. I shook hands with someone at the venue. It was an understanding. On the whole, the Soviet reception specifications were not the highest. Gorbachev and other core figures did not come to Yeltsin. The president of the Russian Federation should be present, but this man said that he was busy and did not come to receive the team, so he was not so powerful. However, there were not many important people sent by the Chinese delegation. Obviously, this visit can be regarded as a test.
Borrossi rove came pale and his face was even less bloody when the cold wind blew. His lines were parted and his lips were tightly pursed. Obviously, he was in a bad mood. Some of them were careless, but it was also diplomatic. It was already a face for Kachenovski. It was difficult to make him smile. After Marshal Kuznetsov died, he never smiled again. Lieutenant General Grisinot patted him on the shoulder. The novel "Ivan’s attention-this is a diplomatic occasion, and it will cause trouble if you put on a face and let reporters photograph it."
Borrossi Love said simply, "I don’t like such an occasion … How can I laugh in this situation?"
Lieutenant General Grisino looked gloomy and sighed and said, "They are going to hold a press conference. Let’s go."
Borrossi Love turned his eyes just in time to see the personnel of both China and the Soviet Union strode to the waiting hall where a large number of reporters were waiting for them. When his eyes swept over two Chinese bodyguards, his body suddenly shook slightly and his eyes became sharp. "It’s them!"
Gerry
Hino asked in surprise, "Do you know them? Two bodyguards … "
Borrossi Lovhan said, "Aliosha, do you think they look like bodyguards?"
Gricino looked intently at the two bodyguards who were really different, tall and straight, and their waists were as straight as javelins at any time. Even if the whole Caucasus mountains were crushed to their heads, they would never be bent down. Obviously, the bodyguards in the Kremlin were from special forces. It is not surprising that those unattractive special forces often wore suits and shoes as bodyguards to accompany the national leaders to appear in various occasions, always ready to block bullets from the head of state. But there seems to be something different about those two bodyguards, which always makes his back chill. He can’t tell what it is. He whispered, "Those two bodyguards are really different, and I’
Borrossi Love’s voice was even lower. "Aliosha, you are not an army station. You don’t know what they are that make you feel afraid of not accepting your own initiative. I can tell you that it is a kind of murderous look from people’s blood, a kind of indifference to all life, and there are thousands of ghosts crying and cursing iron generals after many battles. There will never be more than ten people like Hua Guo who are so young, but only two or three!"
Gricino’s eyelids began to jump wildly. "You mean they are …"
Borrossi Love said every word, "African eagle wolf butcher!"
Gricino drew a gasp. "It’s them! It’s those two fierce enemies who almost circled the earth! "
Borrossi Love said, "Who else but them?" Eyes locked on the younger guy who is a few centimeters shorter, and the confusion and disappointment swept away, and thunder flashed. Every pore of the body became thin due to excessive drinking, and it was like a lion who saw another lion invade his territory and challenge his position! It seems that I can feel the absolutely unfriendly eyes. The bodyguard turned around. Although he couldn’t see his eyes with sunglasses, Grisinofen felt that their eyes were like four fire dragons crashing into each other, and a little fiery spark made his heart jump like a roller coaster!
Natural enemies!
These two guys are natural enemies, as if one of them was destined to fall!
Gricino was a little nervous for fear that Borrossi Loff would do anything out of line. Fortunately, the bodyguard turned and disappeared into the crowd when they looked at each other. Borrossi Loff slowly breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I didn’t expect them to come to the Soviet Union in this way!"
Grisino said, "
Ivan, you should be calm and don’t do anything out of line, otherwise it will bring great trouble to the country … We can’t stand the blow any more! "
Borrossi rove bullet said, "I know! Let’s go. "
Gricino was relieved that the two men walked side by side.
Liu Zhe whispered, "What’s the matter?"
Liu Weiping said, "I was recognized."
Liu Zhe asked, "Who knows our disguise so well at a glance?"
Liu Weiping said, "Borrossi Love is a tough guy!"
LiuZhe low shout a "it’s him! ？”
Liu Weiping said, "I believe that NATO soldiers will never forget him … Uncle Sam’s sniper is too bad. Why didn’t he shoot him!"
Liu Zhe said, "Don’t forget our identity!"
Liu Weiping shrugged and said that he was really disappointed with the performance of the double-headed eagle special forces.
Liuzhe turned to look, but because he was blocked by people, he couldn’t see Borrossi Love’s figure.
The waiting hall has been packed with hundreds of reporters, and there are long guns and short guns everywhere. The momentum is really scary, but Shao Jianhui has long seen this battle. After a flash of dazzling magnesium light, he began to wrangle. This man and Kachenovski are really a perfect match. echo each other pulled from the birth of communism to the rise of the Soviet Union and from the magnificent Soviet Patriotic War to the Soviet Union. He talked endlessly and fooled hundreds of reporters who were more clever than monkeys. One leng, even the on-site guards listened. It can be seen how powerful these two mouths are, but what they said is also true. Su Lianhua’s gratitude and resentment has always been a topic of great interest in the world. Both countries with the world’s largest territory have risen in adversity, grown up from scratch under rumbling artillery fire, and made their own international status with one punch and one foot. They really have too much in common and still implement the same system. Why can’t they go hand in hand? It’s really regrettable. Is it just because the Soviet Union is overbearing and China loves its face? No one can say for sure, but the two outstanding diplomats reviewed this history together and gave reporters a reassurance. The massive surge of Soviet troops in the Far East has made the two countries extremely nervous and triggered a chain reaction. The situation in the world has eased slightly, and the flames of war in Africa are still burning. Old Europe is still not willing to lose, and it is possible to organize an expeditionary force to Africa at any time to throw bombs and cruise missiles at the Republic of Belan, which shames Europe, and seize mysterious energy that makes them want to see. The British Empire pieced together a fleet by selling iron and pans.
The North Atlantic swaggered, the Argentine never budged, and the 200,000-strong army was waiting for strait of magellan to become a powder keg. Every day, we can see the mutual expulsion of the fighters of the two countries; The fifth Middle East War in the Middle East has long since been over. Israel’s troops have withdrawn from Lebanon, but the humiliation of Arabs has reached its limit. The anger in the Arab world is about to erupt like magma. Since the outbreak of the fifth Middle East War, Arab countries have stepped up their arms imports, especially fighters and missiles. They have almost no limit to their desire for such sophisticated weapons, and they dare to sell anything. China has become their biggest source of arms. This is also the reason why Israel has voluntarily recognized the South Asian Chinese Republic. Their purpose is to China expressed its hope that China would reduce the total amount of arms exports to Arab countries, but after so many years of preparation, the Arab world already has the strength to fight Israel, especially Iraq and Iran, the sworn enemies of Israel, who have found an excuse for a truce and turned around unanimously, but have not turned their guns on Israel, making Israel nervous. The sixth Middle East war is on the verge;Claw depression in Southeast Asia has become a geographical term. The newborn Nanyang Chinese Republic in Southeast Asia has begun to appear contradictions. China is pressing them. But since the Soviet Union sent more troops to the Far East, those monkeys have suddenly become arrogant. They have taken advantage of China’s leisure to take care of Southeast Asia. Everyone has joined hands to destroy the Nanyang Chinese Republic. The Nanyang Chinese Republic has to urgently expand its troops and was destroyed by the first hand … Europe is not peaceful. The ethnic conflict in Yugoslavia is getting worse and worse. It is possible to explode at any time. If China fights with the Soviet Union for the third time, it will be found that the world is full of hissing fuses.
The Third World War broke out … No one knows what weapons those soldiers used in the Third World War, but it can be predicted that when the Fourth World War broke out, the soldiers must have slings and sticks in their hands! Fortunately, Shao Jianhui, on behalf of Chinese leaders, solemnly told them that there was a formal conflict between China and the Soviet Union. Recovering Taiwan Province and completing the great cause of reunification has always been the top priority of China-they have been working hard on it, and Kachenovski also solemnly declared that the Soviet Union sent more troops to the Far East and its military and political purposes were purely to resettle hundreds of thousands of troops withdrawn from East Germany and Afghanistan, and those troops would withdraw to the hinterland of the Soviet Union when the time was right … No matter how credible these words are, these two countries are willing to sit together and talk about it, which is stronger than anything else.
If you are still willing to talk, there is hope for peace. Of course, the exception is the dialogue in which the army prepares for war while negotiating for peace, and when the army is ready, it launches a thunderbolt offensive to defeat its opponents.
The speech lasted for a whole hour, and all that should be said was said, and then the reporter asked.
It’s puzzling that the opportunity has been seized several times. It’s that the reporters didn’t get flushed as usual, but you looked at me and I looked at you and hoped that the other side would stand out. Finally, a Ukrainian female reporter got up and took the microphone and said, "Dear Vice Minister Shao, I have always been longing for your country. Although I have never been to China, I know that it is a brave country with a powerful army that makes the world’s opponents fear!" I would like to ask what is the military status of your country? Do they give them a lot of special things first in the whole country? "
Shit, this topic is wrong. You should ask our defense minister or chief of staff! Shao Jianhui looked startled at Kachenovski only to find that the male bear’s mouth was already stiff with a smile. The pencil in his hand was pinched into two pieces. Not only was he embarrassed and embarrassed by all Soviet officials, but Lieutenant General Borrossi Loff and Grisino were even more grim-faced!
As if the gas had been pumped out, it was fairly relaxed. When the atmosphere became awkward and weird, Zhang Er was puzzled.
Chapter 15 Visit to the Soviet Union ()
"Auntie Saga has had enough!"
Lieutenant General Borrossi Love’s pale face has become livid at this time, and his eyes almost burst into flames to vent. It seems that he hit the car with a heavy punch and made a big bang. I can imagine how angry he is at this time. If possible, he will not hesitate to pull out his pistol and blow the head off the reporter who kept chasing the back of the car!
格里希诺苦笑着叹了一口气说“伊凡冷静点……”
“我冷静不了！”博罗西洛夫喘着粗气嘎说“这么多年来苏联处于华国北约两面夹击稍有不慎就有亡国危险！是谁镇守荒凉而寒冷边境保卫着这个国家安宁？是我们！是我们这些他们眼里不可一世、把国家血液吸干了、拥有众多特、草菅人命军人！从苏联建国到卫国战争是我们血肉躯铸成一道道坚不可摧防线挡住了波兰白军铁骑挡住了第三帝国装甲洪流苏联今天辉煌完是几百万名士兵尸骨堆起来！我们把一切都献给了国家那些屁都不懂记者凭什么污蔑我们！？”
格里希诺不说话这段时苏联国媒体悄然刮起了一场批判军队风潮首先是从格鲁吉亚和乌克兰开始接着迅速蔓延到了国一发不可收拾军队贪污问题军队官僚主义军队特这些不管是哪支军队都法避问题这里被限放大了记者们笔绝大部份苏联军官都成了贪得厌驻虫他们贪污军饷他们走私军火将军队里武器装备低得令人发笑价钱偷偷卖到外国他们出卖国家绝密技术要价钱合适他们什么都敢做！而苏联士兵也不是什么好东西很多有着战斗英雄称号士兵拥有私人别墅官方一直不遗余力宣弟兵形象相去甚远；不少士兵经常开着坦克人口密市区里横冲直撞或者喝得醉醺醺然后一点鸡毛蒜皮小事大打出手闹得鸡犬不宁……